Miscellaneous Trivia From The Spicey Chicken Cartel

What is this Qa'gh stuff, anyway?

There have been numerous stories going around about a special treat called Qa'gh. As with any new fad food, many people are looking for it, and soon I am sure that some MMFool will figure out a way to try and build a pyramid on it.

Well, let me set the record straight. Qa'gh is Klingon for Spicey Chicken. It even tastes like Spicey Chicken (especially when liberally dusted with Cayenne). But it darn sure doesn't look like Spicey Chicken!

Remember, "You Heard It Here First - at The Spicey Chicken Cartel!"

¡Rolf For Prez!

Jesse Ventura's been asked about it. "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan's talking about it. Dan Quayle's even thinkinge aboute it! And, best of all, Bill Clinton can't do it any more!

As a public service to the People of the World, the Spicey Chicken Cartel is proud to propose that The People's LARTer, The LARTman, "The MMFHoH LART-ing Champion of the Woooorld" - The Man Called Rolf - consider running for this high office. And, remember, if You are one of the millions - (paws) - and MILLIONS - of the Rolf's fans who wants to see this happen,

Eat More Spicey Chicken!

* "There is no Spicey Chicken Cartel."

The Spicey Chicken Cartel (TinSCC) does not engage in animal testing. All our tests are performed on human subjects (or a reasonable facsimile thereof).