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Spicey Chicken Cartel: Baby's First MMF

There are many "firsts" in our life. Our first breath, our first steps, the first kiss, the birth of our first child, all these, and many more, are our own personal historical milestones. Well, the same is true for Web sites and sooper-sekrit Cabals as well. One of the "firsts" I have been waiting for was the first spam email to hit the SCC's email address. Sure enough, it finally hit. And, to show that the sender knows how to use irony, even if he wouldn't recognize it if it hit him in the face, the first email spam received was... an MMF. And not just any MMF, but a very special one, as we shall soon see.

So, let's kick back, hoist a nice cool one, and see just what we got here. Please note that the text of the letter is smaller and not quite as easy to read - that is because once you've seen one chain letter, you've seen them all. The headers, and the list of Fools, is being presented in a regular font so you can look, and point, and laugh.

Received: from ( [1])
by (8.8.8/8.8.8) with ESMTP id MAA06591 for <>; Thu, 8 Apr 1999 12:11:11 -0700
Received: by (8.8.5+2.7Wbeta5/3.4W2) id EAA09269;
Fri, 9 Apr 1999 04:10:42 +0900 (JST)
Message-Id: <>
Date: Thu, 08 Apr 99 15:00:44 EST

Several things we learn from looking at the headers. The use of an open relay in Japan, and the "From:" line indicating the sender was from "" says that our spammer is none other than "Keith Pacheco". This one is a particularly nasty character, a spammer-for-hire who also runs revenge-spams when someone crosses his path. Apparently, he made a point of harvesting the email addresses on, as that is the only way he would have gotten the SCC's address (besides which, many of the regulars on the MMF HoH started getting his spams at about the same time. Coincidence?) Several MMF HoH members are making an effort to track him down and bring him to justice (in a totally legal manner, I would like to emphasize), and to work with his "customers" to educate them as to what the money they gave "Keith Pacheco" actually bought them. And now, back to our regularly scheduled MMF:

INCREDIBLE $0 to $50,000 in 90 days!!!
Dear Friend,
You can earn $50,000 or more in next the 90 days sending e-mail. Seem impossible? Read on for details.

OK, seen this one before. Seems to be really popular right now.

Thank you for your time and interest. This is the letter youve been reading about in the news lately. Due to the popularity of this letter on the Internet, a major nightly news program recently devoted an entire show to the investigation of the program described below to see if it really can make people money.
The show also investigated whether or not the program was legal. Their findings proved once and for all that there are absolutely no laws prohibiting the participation in the program. This has helped to show people that this is a simple, harmless and fun way to make some extra money at home.
The results of this show have been truly remarkable. So many people are participating that those involved are doing much better than ever before. Since everyone makes more as more people try it out, its been very exciting to be a part of lately. You will understand once you experience it.
* Print This Now For Future Reference *
The following income opportunity is one you may be interested in taking a look at. It can be started with VERY LITTLE investment and the income return is TREMENDOUS!!!
If you would like to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 days!
Please read the enclosed program...THEN READ IT AGAIN!!!
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE, LEGAL, MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY.It does not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard work, and best of all, you never have to leave the house except to get the mail. If you believe that someday youll get that big break that you vebeen waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions, andyour dreams will come true. This multi-level e-mail order marketingprogram works perfectly...100% EVERY TIME.
E-mail is the sales tool of the future. Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!!! The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using e-mail. Get your piece of this action!!!
MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It is being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research and the Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 65% of all goods and services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to late 1990s. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the 500,000 millionaires in the U.S., 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the last several years in MLM. Moreover, statistics show 45 people become millionaires everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
You may have heard this story before, but over the summer Donald Trump made an appearance on the David Letterman show. Dave asked him what he would do if he lost everything and had to start over from scratch. Without hesitating, Trump said he would find a good network marketing company and get to work. The audience started to hoot and boo him. He looked out at the audience and dead-panned his response: ''Thats why Im sitting up here and you are all sitting out there!'' The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers. Fortunately, sometime later I re-read everything and gave somethought and study to it. My name is Johnathon Rourke. Two years ago, the corporation I worked at for the past twelve years down-sized and my position was eliminated. After unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own business. Over the past year, I incurred many unforeseen financial problems. I owed my family, friends and creditors over $35,000.
The economy was taking a toll on my business and I just couldnt seem to make ends meet. I had to refinance and borrow against my home to support my family and struggling business. AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am writing to share the experience in hopes that this will change your life FOREVER FINANCIALLY!!!
In mid December, I received this program via e-mail. Six months prior to receiving this program I had been sending away for information on various business opportunities. All of the programs I received, in my opinion, were not cost effective. They were either too difficult for me to comprehend or the initial investment was too much for me to risk to see if they would work or not. One claimed that I would make a million dollars in one didnt tell me Id have to write a book to make it!
But like I was saying, in December of 1997 I received this program. I didnt send for it, or ask for it, they just got my name off a mailing list.THANK GOODNESS FOR THAT!!! After reading it several times, to make sure I was reading it correctly, I couldnt believe my eyes. Here was a MONEY MAKING PHENOMENON. I could invest as much as I wanted to start, without putting me further into debt. After I got a pencil and paper and figured it out, I would at least get my money back. But like most of you I was still a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects of it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post Office ( 24-hrs) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal! After determining the program was LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER, I decided ''WHY NOT.''
Initially I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me about $15 for my time on-line. The great thing about e-mail is that I dont need any money for printing to send out the program, and because all of my orders are fulfilled via e-mail, my only expense is my time. I am telling you like it is I hope it doesnt turn you off, but I promised myself that I would not ''rip-off'' anyone, no matter how much money it made me. In less than one week, I was starting to receive orders for REPORT #1 By January 13, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1. Your goal is to ''RECEIVE at least 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF YOU DONT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO!'' My first step in making $50,000 in 90 days was done. By January 30, I had received 196 orders for REPORT #2. Your goal is to ''RECEIVE AT LEAST 100+ ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN 2 WEEKS. IF NOT, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. ONCE YOU HAVE 100 ORDERS, THE REST IS EASY, RELAX, YOU WILL MAKE YOUR $50,000 GOAL.'' Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2, 96 more than I needed. So I sat back and relaxed. By March 1, of my e-mailing of 10,000, I received $58,000 with more coming in every day.
I paid off ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car. Please take time to read the attached program, IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!

Remember, it wont work if you dont try it. This program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rules of not trying to place your name in a different place. It wont work and youll lose out on a lot of money! In order for this program to work, you must meet your goal of 20+ orders for REPORT #1, and 100+ orders for REPORT #2 and you will make $50,000 or more in 90 days. I AM LIVING PROOF THAT IT WORKS!!! If you choose not to participate in this program, I am sorry. It really is a great opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you choose to participate, follow the program and you will be on your way to financial security. If you are a fellow business owner and are in financial trouble like I was, or you want to start your own business, consider this a sign. I DID! Sincerely, Johnathon Rourke A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM: By the time you have read the enclosed program and reports, you should have concluded that such a program, and one that is legal, could not have been created by an amateur. Let me tell you a little about myself. I had a profitable business for 10 years. Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the same things that were previously successful for me, but it wasnt working. Finally, I figured it out. It wasnt me, it was the economy. Inflation and recession had replaced the stable economy that had been with us since 1945.I dont have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate... because many of you know from first hand experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies than ever before. The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who never had anything to save or invest, were moving down into the ranks of the poor. As the saying goes, ''THE RICH GET RICHER AND THE POOR GET POORER.'' The traditional methods of making money will never allow you to ''move up'' or ''get rich'', inflation will see to that. You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for the rest of your life, with ''NO RISK'' and ''JUST A LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.'' You can make more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined. I should also point out that I will not see a penny of this money, nor anyone else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have already made over 4 MILLION DOLLARS!I have retired from the program after sending thousands and thousands of programs. Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in any way . It works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a copy of this exciting report to everyone you can think of. One of the people you send this to may send out 50,000...and your name will be on everyone of them! Remember though, the more you send out the more potential customers you will reach. So my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and opportunity to become financially independent. IT IS UP TO YOU NOW! ''THINK ABOUT IT'' Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take a little time to read it and REALLY THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst possible response and no matter how you calculate it, you will still make a lot of money! You will definitely get back what you invested. Any doubts you have will vanish when your first orders come in. IT WORKS! Jody Jacobs, Richmond, VA HERES HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU THOUSANDS OF DOLLAR$ INSTRUCTIONS: This method of raising capital REALLY WORKS 100% EVERY TIME. I am sure that you could use up to $50,000 or more in the next 90 days. Before you say ''BULL... '', please read this program carefully. This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making opportunity. Basically, this is what you do: As with all multi-level businesses, we build our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners, and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. YOUR ORDERS COME BY MAIL AND ARE FILLED BY E-MAIL, so you are not involved in personal selling. You do it privately in your own home, store or office. This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere. This is what you MUST do:

1. Order all 4 reports shown on the list below (you cant sell them if you dont order them). -- For each report, send $5.00 CASH, the NAME & NUMBER OF THE REPORT YOU ARE ORDERING, YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS, and YOUR NAME & RETURN ADDRESS (in case of a problem) to the person whose name appears on the list next to the report. MAKE SURE YOUR RETURN ADDRESS IS ON YOUR ENVELOPE IN CASE OF ANY MAIL PROBLEMS! -- When you place your order, make sure you order each of the four reports. You will need all four reports so that you can save them on your computer and resell them. -- Within a few days you will receive, via e-mail, each of the four reports. Save them on your computer so they will be accessible for you to send to the 1,000s of people who will order them from you. 2. IMPORTANT DO NOT alter the names of the people who are listed next to each report, or their sequence on the list, in any way other than is instructed below in steps ''a'' through ''f'' or you will lose out on the majority of your profits. Once you understand the way this works, youll also see how it doesnt work if you change it. Remember, this method has been tested,and if you alter it, it will not work. a. Look below for the listing of available reports. b. After youve ordered the four reports, take this advertisement and remove the name and address under REPORT #4. This person has made it through the cycle and is no doubt counting their $50,000! c. Move the name and address under REPORT #3 down to REPORT #4. d. Move the name and address under REPORT #2 down to REPORT #3. e. Move the name and address under REPORT #1 down to REPORT #2. f. Insert your name/address in the REPORT #1 position. Please make sure you COPY ALL INFORMATION, every name and address, ACCURATELY! 3. Take this entire letter, including the modified list of names, and save it to your computer. Make NO changes to the instruction portion of this letter. Your cost to participate in this is practically nothing (surely you can afford $20). You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE! There are two primary methods of building your downline: METHOD #1: SENDING BULK E-MAIL Lets say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and well assume you and all those involved send out only 2,000 programs each. Lets also assume that the mailing receives a 0.5% response. Using a good list the response could be much better. Also, many people will send out hundreds of thousands of programs instead of 2,000. But continuing with this example, you send out only 2,000 programs. With a 0.5% response, that is only 10 orders for REPORT #1. Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total of 20,000. Out of those 0.5%, 100 people respond and order REPORT #2. Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total of 200,000. The 0.5% response to that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3. Those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000 total. The 0.5% response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. Thats 10,000 $5 bills for you. CASH!!! Your total income in this example is $50 + $500 + $5,000 + $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!! REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF THE 2,000 PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE, OR HALF SENT OUT 100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF 2,000. Believe me, many people will do justthat, and more! By the way, your cost to participate in this is practically nothing. You obviously already have an Internet connection and e-mail is FREE!!! REPORT #2 will show you the best methods for bulk e-mailing, tell you where to obtain free bulk e-mail software and where to obtain e-mail lists. METHOD #2 - PLACING FREE ADS ON THE INTERNET Advertising on the internet is very, very inexpensive, and there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to advertise. Lets say you decide to start small just to see how well it works. Assume your goal is to get ONLY 10 people to participate on your first level. (Placing a lot of FREE ads on the Internet will EASILY get a larger response.) Also assume that everyone else in YOUR ORGANIZATION gets ONLY 10 downline members. Follow this example to achieve the STAGGERING results below: 1st level--your 10 members with$5.......................................$50 2nd level--10 members from those 10 ($5 x 100)..................$500 3rd level--10 members from those 100 ($5 x 1,000)...........$5,000 4th level--10 members from those 1,000 ($5 x 10,000).....$50,000 THIS TOTALS ---------->$55,550 Remember friends, this assumes that the people who participate only recruit 10 people each. Think for a moment what would happen if they got 20 people to participate! Most people get 100s of participants! THINK ABOUT IT! For every $5.00 you receive, all you must do is e-mail them the report they ordered. THATS IT! ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS! This will guarantee that the e-mail THEY send out with YOUR name and address on it will be prompt because they cant advertise until they receive the report!


* Order Each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME * Notes: -- ALWAYS SEND $5 CASH (U.S. CURRENCY) FOR EACH REPORT. CHECKS NOT ACCEPTED. -- ALWAYS SEND YOUR ORDER VIA FIRST CLASS MAIL. -- Make sure the cash is concealed by wrapping it in at least two sheets of paper. On one of those sheets of paper, include: (a) the number & name of the report you are ordering, (b) your e-mail address, and (c) your name ∓ postal address.


REPORT #1 ''The Insiders Guide to Advertising for Free on the Internet''


G.B. Hughes
1903 3rd Avenue
Canyon TX 79015

REPORT #2 ''The Insiders Guide to Sending Bulk E-mail on the Internet!''


E-Solutions 101
PO Box 6411
Providence RI

''E-Solutions'' in Providence, RI - another signature of a ''Keith Pacheco'' - maybe he is trying to earn a little extra money on the side?

REPORT #3 ''The Secrets to Multilevel Marketing on the Internet''


T. Wilmot
13240 Cheltenham Dr.
Sherman Oaks, CA

REPORT #4 ''How to become a Millionaire Utilizing the Power of Multilevel Marketing and the Internet''


R. Higgins
5623 West 11270 North
Highland, UT 84003

About 50,000 new people get online every month!
-- TREAT THIS AS YOUR BUSINESS! Be prompt, professional, and follow the directions accurately.
-- Send for the four reports IMMEDIATELY so you will have them when the orders start coming in because: When you receive a $5 order, you MUST send out the requested product/report.
-- Be patient and persistent with this program. If you follow the instructions exactly, your results WILL BE SUCCESSFUL!
Follow these guidelines to guarantee your success:
If you dont receive 20 orders for REPORT #1 within two weeks, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Then, a couple of weeks later you should receive at least 100 orders for REPORT#2. If you dont, continue advertising or sending e-mails until you do. Once you have received 100 or more orders for REPORT #2, YOU CAN RELAX, because the system is already working for you, and the cash will continue to roll in!
Every time your name is moved down on the list, you are placed in front of a DIFFERENT report. You can KEEP TRACK of your PROGRESS by watching which report people are ordering from you. If you want to generate more income, send another batch of e-mails or continue placing ads and start the whole process again! There is no limit to the income you will generate from this business!
Before you make your decision as to whether or not you participate in this program. Please answer one question. DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE? If the answer is yes, please look at the following facts about this program:
1. You are selling a product which does not Cost anything to PRODUCE, SHIP OR ADVERTISE.
2. All of your customers pay you in CASH!
3. E-mail is without question the most powerful method of distributing information on earth. This program combines the distribution power of e-mail together with the revenue generating power of multi-level marketing.
4. Your only expense - other than your initial $20 investment - is your time!
5. Virtually all of the income you generate from this program is PURE PROFIT! 6. This program will change your LIFE FOREVER.
ACT NOW!Take your first step toward achieving financial independence. Orderthe reports and follow the program outlined above SUCCESS will be your reward.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
PLEASE NOTE: If you need help with starting a business, registering a business name, learning how income tax is handled, etc., contact your localoffice of the Small Business Administration (a Federal Agency) for free help and answers to questions. Also, the InternalRevenue Service offers free help via telephone and free seminars aboutbusiness tax requirements. Your earnings are highly dependant on youractivities and advertising. The information contained on this site and in the report constitutes no guarantees stated nor implied. In the event that it is determined that this site or report constitutes a guarantee of any kind, that guarantee is now void. The earnings amounts listed on this site and in the report are estimates only. If you have any questions of the legality of this program, contact the Office of Associate Director for Marketing Practices, Federal Trade Commission, Bureau of Consumer Protection in Washington, DC.
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So, there you have it, gentle readers. Preserved for eternity (in 'Net terms, at least two years in Real Time), the names of one evil, spamming, relay-raping company and three misguided, Phoolish Phollowers of the Path of the Endless Chain who think they can Make $$$$MONEY$$$$ Phast!!! Well, for them, the "American Dream" is going to become a nightmare. Should a prospective employer decide to do a Web search for them (not uncommon in some companies, or so I hear), they may have to explain just why their names are attached to the letter. Should this letter go through any more iterations, then, despite their best efforts, their name will be revealed as one of the Phoolish to even more 'netizens. Who knows, maybe their co-workers, their teachers, their pastors, the parents of the children they work with, their fellow church-members, even their parents will see their names in their email inboxes in the months to come.

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