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NealT
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Joined: Nov 11, 2003
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Location: In Front of My Computer - Same as You
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 Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 9:33 pm Post subject: Computer Humor
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I thought I would start off a thread with some computer humor...
# Me: "Sir, do you have the original packaging?"
# Customer: "Yeah, it's here."
# Me: "Can you find a piece of paper that says, 'Software Installation Instructions'?"
# Customer: "Yup, here it is."
# Me: "So, what did you do so far?"
# Customer: "Well I booted from the disk and followed the prompts until it rebooted."
# Me: "Ok, so I'm looking at these instructions too, and it looks like you've gotten through steps 1-5, but there are still four more steps on the installation sheet."
# Customer: "Ok, so what do I do next?"
# Me: "Sir, do you see the number 6?"
# Customer: "Yup."
# Me: "What does it say?"
# Customer: "It says to reinsert the disk and click on [filename]."
# Me: "Ok, so I'd go ahead and do that."
# Customer: "Ok, so now what, do I click on 'OK'?"
# Me: "Sir, in step 6, does it then say to click on 'OK'!?"
# Customer: "Yup."
# Me: "Then I'd go ahead and do that."
# Customer: "Ok...so, what do I do next?"
# Me: "Sir, do you see the number 7!?!?!?"
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BobCat
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:32 am Post subject:
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http://www.geocities.com/eattheworm_2000/jokes/Computer_Idiots.htm
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| Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. |
Homer Simpson, step away from that computer 
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| Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. |
Ahem, wrong cleaning
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True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive! |
LOL
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