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Quick and Easy Way to Clean your Toilet
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NealT
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 Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject: Quick and Easy Way to Clean your Toilet
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
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BobCat
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:41 am Post subject:
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I would have substituted "spammer" for "cat" but then the toilet would not get clean, then, eh? 
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 7:30 am Post subject:
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The main difference is, if you use a spammer, you don't raise the lid -- you simply keep flushing until you have flushed the spammer.
je je je je je
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BobCat
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 5:36 pm Post subject:
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The main difference is, if you use a spammer, you don't raise the lid -- you simply keep flushing until you have flushed the spammer.
je je je je je
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Oh, this may be a problem. The stuff in the septic tank may object to having a spammer in their midst and thus push it back up the pipes.
Hey, even septic tank contents have their standards
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MaryT
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 8:33 pm Post subject:
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I asked both cats if they would be willing to help me with the housework, and got unequivocal "NO"s from both. Oh well....
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NealT
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:47 am Post subject:
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Perhaps you just did not understand them correctly?
  
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BobCat
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I think the hissing and the claws being shown is message enough
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