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NealT
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 Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:42 am Post subject: One-Liners
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For those of you looking for some little "quips of humor" that you might be able to easily remember.....
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
And finally...
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
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BobCat
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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
A good site:
http://www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com/
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