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An Important Warning for Men
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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 4:04 pm Post subject: An Important Warning for Men
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A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are
taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it another 10 feet.
She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f!@#$%^ lessons I took this winter didn't help."
One of the men immediately replied, "Well, you know, that's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."
To this day, his grave marker stands next to that tee box as a warning to other potential wise asses.
(Source unknown)
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 1:48 am Post subject:
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LOL! ![Smile](modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
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NealT
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:50 am Post subject:
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You would be surprised...I bet there are a lot of 'potential gravesite markers' out there just waiting to be placed...
Just try playing golf on ladies day...I know, I have...
(And I have nothing against them playing golf...heck...some of them are a whole lot better than I am...)
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There may be grave markers near a Weight Watchers location..... for obvious reasons ![Smile](modules/Forums/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif)
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